How The Charecters from the Will stories eat a Reese's Peanut
Butter Cup
Cherden: "Now that I have my Ant toothpaste and
electric toothbrush, your life as fat and sugar is over, you delicious tasting
piece of garbage, you!" Munch! Munch! Munch!
There's no wrong way
"ZEEEEN" (Toothbrush)
To eat a
Reese's
Nephadia & Pepperalki:
Nephadia: "Oh my! It's the
Sacred Chocolate & Peanut Butter! I dare not eat it!" Her face turns purple
as the sun sets. Pepperalki: "A HA HA HA HA! Die, evil bloodsucking alien!" She
pulls out a feather and tickles the peanut butter cup.
There's no wrong way
(Insane laughter)
To eat a
Reese's
Ardweden: (Scientific state of mind). "Hmmm... It appears
to be a high-sugar ancestor of the human race, called Ressesium Deliciousum,
commonly known as a peanut butter cup. I had better take this to a lab for
further anylization." She picks it out of the sand and shifts to her French chef
state. (in french) "Oh, it is a peanut butter cup. I will prepare a masterpiece
with this!" She carries it away. 1 hour later... the PB cup was placed on a
silver platter with candy corn decorations and gold silverware. "It is done!"
She changes to her normal state. "Oh, look! A peanut butter cup!" She stuffs it
into her mouth. Munch! Munch! Munch!
There's no wrong way
"Mmmmmm"
To eat a
Reese's
Will & the ants:
William: "Stop it, you stupid
ants! You're annoying Me!"
The ants: "Please take this as an offering!" Will
looks at the offering suspiciously.
William: "I don't want it!" He steps on
the ants and PB cup.
There's no wrong way
(The PB cup gets squished and the ants
scream)
To eat a Reese's
Dannysmartful: "Mmmm... a PB cup."
Munch! Munch! He sees the second one. "AAAHH! It the PB cup, back from the dead,
here to haunt me! It wants to get revenge!" He runs away screaming
wildly.
There's no wrong way
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
To eat a
Reese's
Michelina: "Are you a Keymaster?" No response. "Answer me
or you're toast!" Still no response. "That does it. Take this!" She breathes
fire on the PB cup. "Mmmm.. hey, you taste pretty good." The PB cup remains
don't answer.
There's no wrong way
(Fire melts PB cup)
To eat a
Reese's
Hermes: "I'm allergic to chocolate and I don't like peanut
butter." He says THE WORD backwards, turning it into an eggplant.
There's no wrong way
"I like eggplants."
To eat a
Reese's
Doris & the Queen of Death:
Doris: "Oh crystal
ball, tell me where I misplaced my PB cup." The Queen of Death's face appears in
the crystal ball.
Queen: "You fool, Doris, I have your PB cup!" She eats it
slowly while Doris watches in horror.
Doris: "Give that back! It's MINE!" She
picks up the crystal ball and shakes it.
Queen: (Sarcastically)"Oh no, Doris,
don't hurt me." The crystal ball melts.
There's no wrong way
"Cheap plastic!"
To eat a
Reese's
Hooper: "Meow?" He hops sideways towards the PB cup.
"Meow." He bats at it with his paws. The PB cup sticks to his claws. "Meow!" He
licks it off and hops away.
There's no wrong way
"Meow!" (A paw snatches the PB cup
away)
To eat a Reese's
Testmaster demon: "What is the answer to
Life, Universe, and Everything? You have five minutes to answer me!" Five
minutes later, there is no response. "You are MINE!" He stuffs it into his
mouth. He eyes the second one. "Next!"
There's no wrong way
"Answer me!"
To eat a
Reese's
Big Bertha: "I like to eat them by the truckloads. Here's
my shipment now." A truck pulls up. She opens her mouth and it empties its
contents into it.
There's no wrong way
"Beep! Beep! Beep!" (truck)
To eat a
Reese's
Bonnie & Clyed:
Bonnie: "Clyed, will you toast this
PB cup for me?"
Clyed: "Anything for you, dear." He breathes a jet of flame
which warms up the PB cup.
Bonnie: "Ooooh, you're soooo sweet. Here, you can
have my other one."
There's no wrong way
(The PB cups kiss)
To eat a
Reese's
Antony & Cleoantria:
(They're sitting on a PB
cup)
Antony: "Here, you can have the last piece."
Cleoantria: "Oh, that's
so nice of you." She begins to eat it.
Antony: "If you ate half as much as I
and were half as skinny, I'd be jealous of myself."
Cleoantria: "WHAT?! Is
that you're twisted version of a compliment?! Guards, throw him out!"
There's no wrong way
"And stay out!"
To eat a
Reese's
Delphia: (Sitting on the bench in the middle of Meduville)
"I like to eat them slowly while holding them up to the sun." The sun begins to
set. "Oh, you delicious piece of chocolate and peanut butter, you are going to
be eaten very slowly, and I'll savor every minute of it." The sun almost set.
Delphia notices because she's enveloped in a blinding flash of light. She runs
into a temple. "Must... save... PB cup!" She touches a pool of water and
dissapears while the island sinks into the sea.
There's no wrong way
(The PB cups shimmer and
dissapear)
To eat a Reese's