[19:45] Eui-Tae finds himself standing on a white, sandy beach. He has no clue how he got there; one minute, he was putting a ring on his finger, the next, he's standing in some tropical paradise. Or at least, that's what it looks like from there; there's a forest nearby, and not a soul around. [19:45] Session start, yes. [19:46] Ah! I didn't do anything! [19:46] I don't know anything... wait... where is everyone... [19:46] * Eui-Tae takes a long look around. [19:47] (So you all know: you are in the condition, and carrying, whatever you had at the end of your intro session. This means, yes, if you didn't have your laptop then, you don't have it now. If you weren't fully clothed then, you aren't now. Simple enough. :P) [19:47] (Gotcha) [19:47] ( ...not asking on the clothes front... ) [19:47] (Good thing I carried my bow :) ) [19:47] (o/~) [19:47] (Should I describe myself?) [19:48] (You're a freak, Jose. Roll d6.) [19:48] (Yeah, you're going to want to do that.) [19:48] (Now?) [19:48] (No, later. YES NOW! :P) [19:48] d6 [19:48] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Jose (d6) and gets 6. [19:48] (Well, if I come up against evil demons who want to suck my brains out, at least I can play Warhammer with them...) [19:48] Eui-Tae sees a flash of orange light in the corner of his eye. This is followed shortly by a splash. [19:49] * Eui-Tae appears to be an average Eastern-Asian, with the standard black hair and brown eyes, he's wearing blue jeans and a white T-shirt. He doesn't appear to be carrying anything. [19:49] Blub...blub... [19:50] What the?! Umm... Who are you? [19:50] (Oh yes, and this will be fun with languages. Unless you're using English, make sure you let us know what language you're using.) [19:50] (That was in Korean, Eui?) [19:50] (Korean atm) [19:50] Maybe more appropriately, what are you? [19:50] Ay! Que la chingada?! [19:51] The hell are you saying?! [19:51] (You are *so* lucky I know some Spanish, Joe.) [19:51] (If everyone actually starts talking in different languages, I will be forced to kill you all.) [19:51] (Ok.) [19:51] (Likewise) [19:51] (No, no. I'll just have it mean what I want. *gleam*) [19:51] (Spanish right now.) [19:51] AH!!! [19:51] Who are you! [19:51] (How far is he from me?) [19:51] (What that ment was pretty obvious =) [19:52] (meant, too) [19:52] (Not far. He landed in shallow water. Not like he's *doing* anything about it, flailing like an idiot.) [19:52] (Heh, okay) [19:52] * Jose checks on his bow. [19:52] * Eui-Tae takes a closer look at the strange looking man making funny sounds... [19:52] * Eui-Tae and looks at him getting soaked in the water. [19:53] * Jose gets out of the puddle he fell into. He is muddy, wet, and has a cut on his face that STINGS! [19:54] * Eui-Tae looks at his bow, then looks at the abscence of arrows... "What is this guy thinking?" Eui-Tae thinks. [19:54] So... do you understand me? [19:54] (Sadly, Eui doesn't have the heart ring, so he can't find out.) [19:54] What? [19:54] Do you understand me? [19:54] Do you get my meaning? [19:54] Do you catch my drift? [19:55] Do you understand the words that are coming outta my mouth!?!?! [19:55] How well are you comprehending what I'm saying? [19:55] Tyler, roll d6. [19:55] Obviously not... [19:55] Can you read my lips?! [19:55] d6 [19:55] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Tyler (d6) and gets 6. [19:55] (/me eyes Dicesuke. You better not be stuck there when we start with the skill rolls.) [19:55] You know where Jose landed? That's where a blue flash occurs, and there's yet another splash. [19:55] Um... let's see... [19:56] * Eui-Tae looks for a stick. [19:56] * Jose looks at the sound. [19:56] What the... [19:56] * Tyler lets out a noise of surprise, then brushes herself off, thinking a wave came up to where she was walking. [19:56] * Eui-Tae immediately looks at where the sound came from. [19:56] (Description, Jose.) [19:56] (Yeah, what do you look like?) [19:57] * Tyler then blinks, looks down, and frowns. She was last walking along a beach, not in the water. Crap. She hasn't had anything to drink for a week... she should NOT be blacking out. [19:57] Tyler: You notice a few things. One is, it's a lot hotter than it used to be. Another is, the beach is awfully empty, aside from these people speaking in other languages. The third is it's sunnier. [19:57] * Eui-Tae blinks at the two that just fell in the drink... and decides to back away from the H2O. [19:58] Jose is a South-American city kid in a green T-shirt and black cargo pants. He wields an unusual bow on his back. [19:58] (You just said that. Break the habit.) [19:58] (IN /em joe...) [19:58] (They don't speak Spanish... [19:58] (DOH.) [19:58] * Tyler is a petite Caucasian girl with lily-white skin, long crimson bangs, and short silvery white hair in back. She's dressed in a skimpy one-piece swimsuit and nothing else. [19:58] (err, /me) [19:58] (But if you want to speak third person engrish at them, go right ahead) [19:59] *** Demotafk is now known as Demota [19:59] * Tyler scowls up at the sun, then at the other two people on the beach. [19:59] scratches his head. [19:59] Hey! Jerks! What the hell do you think you're trying to pull? [19:59] (/me that.) [19:59] * Eui-Tae backs away from the scowling girl. [19:59] (In English.) [19:59] Hey! You speak English! [20:00] Um... you speek english? (English) [20:00] (Ard, do I still have my windsurfer, since I was lugging it along?) [20:00] How very astute of you! [20:00] (English atm.) [20:00] (If you were holding it, then yes, you do.) [20:00] Uh... what's with the sail? [20:01] * Eui-Tae is trying to recall his english lessons from back in grade school... [20:01] * Jose scratches his head. [20:01] * Tyler rolls her eyes and treks up onto the beach, pulling her windsurfer behind her. When it's grounded, she spins around with her hands on her hips. [20:01] Okay. You two are going to tell me what you're doing, who you are, and why you chased everyone else off the beach. [20:01] * Tyler pauses a second, then looks around further. She swallows. Hard. [20:02] You're from the government, aren't you... [20:02] Uh... and you're going to tell me where the Golden Gate went. [20:02] d6 [20:02] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ziegfried (d6) and gets 3. [20:02] Beach?!?! Oh just GREAT! I must have taken a wrong turn in the jungle. [20:02] My parents are going to kill me. [20:02] 2d6 [20:02] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eui-Tae (2d6) and gets 6. [20:02] There's a green flash. Right above Eui-Tae. [20:02] No time to talk! Gotta go back to the village. [20:02] What the... [20:02] * Tyler rubs her head tiredly. She is so going to get back whoever slipped something into her water at the club. [20:03] * Eui-Tae "Oof! [20:03] (Typo...) [20:03] * Ziegfried comes crashing down on Eui, and since he's a 200lb 6'2" blonde haired/blue eyed German man, it's gotta hurt like hell [20:04] Hey look! Big guy on little guy! Eww... [20:04] *** Demota is now known as Demotafk [20:04] * Jose scratches his head. [20:04] That flash did not look like lightning... [20:04] (German) Well, that doesn't happen too often... [20:04] * Eui-Tae collapses under the weight of the big German after he lands on his head... [20:05] (Little late there?) [20:05] * Tyler looks around the scene, hands still on her hips. [20:05] * Eui-Tae doesn't feel like getting up. [20:05] Okay, all you little drug-induced hallucinations. You go right on with your confused looks and foreign languages. I'm going for a walk until I go lucid. [20:05] * Ziegfried notices he's sitting on someone [20:05] * Jose looks around and notices the forest nearby. [20:05] (What type of forest/jungle?) [20:05] (Tropical.) [20:05] What are you doing you lazy worm? (Korean) [20:06] Ah... there we go. You guys have fun... doing... stuff... [20:06] (Lazy worm. The best insult to come out of China since... the last insult to come out of China.) [20:06] * Ziegfried climbs to his feet and looks down at the crushed Asian, and says, "Uhh... sorry?" [20:06] * Tyler gives everyone a cheery wave and promptly takes off for further up the beach. If she wasn't 5'1" and attempting to drag a windsurfer behind her, she might be able to move at something approaching a decent pace. [20:06] This is true. As is, she's slow. Really, really darned slow. [20:06] What are you trying to tell me? [20:07] You wanna go? You wanna go? [20:07] I don't swing that way... [20:07] Well... I don't, so I'm gonna run like hell! (Korean) [20:07] * Tyler rolls her eyes as she stumbles along. Even in different languages, she can make out macho posturing. [20:07] d6 [20:07] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Akinyi (d6) and gets 4. [20:07] Great, just what I needed, a foreign exchange student in my living room... which has a lot of sand... [20:07] What's that girl doing? She is tiny! [20:07] Hey you! [20:07] There's a red flash of light. Right in Tyler's way. [20:08] * Eui-Tae grumbles to himself in Korean about the government and it's brainwave induced hallucinations. [20:08] (Government hallucinations make you think?) [20:08] * Tyler frowns and draws to a halt. This is quite a trip someone sent her on. If it was actually happening outside her mind, it would be... well, quite a trip. [20:08] * Ziegfried points at Eui and tries to gesture as he says, "You... out, ok? You... go out of... my..." [20:08] (Don't ask) [20:09] * Akinyi blinks away the red haze and looks at the environs. [20:09] Looks like you need some help with that... thingy... [20:09] * Eui-Tae is still running away from the big German... who doesn't seem to be chasing him. [20:09] Hrm... this isn't my appartment... [20:10] Akinyi: You see: One short, platinum and red-haired girl in a skimpy one-piece, next to a windsurfer. You also see, if you look behind her, a messed up South American with a bow, an Asian who looks like he just had the world land on him, and a really big, really cute German guy. [20:10] * Ziegfried gives up on Asiaboy, since he seems to have left me allone anyway. [20:11] * Tyler looks over her shoulder at the guy with the bow. "No thanks, Harvey! I'm doing fine." She then gives the hallucination a cheery thumbs-up and attempts to walk forward, right through the other hallucination. [20:11] * Ziegfried finally notices there's other people here. He gives up on being left alone too. [20:11] What the *whoof*! [20:11] * Akinyi takes a step back when Tyler walks into her. [20:11] Ow! Ow. [20:11] Hrmm... I suppose the girl needs to realize she's tangable to other illusions... (Korean) [20:11] * Tyler considers. [20:11] Whatever. I heading back to the vill--- Dah!!! [20:11] Ow. [20:11] Akinyi, by the way, is speaking in English. [20:11] * Tyler takes a step back, suddenly wary. [20:12] Where did that person come from? [20:12] Ay! I give up. Later people! [20:12] You're warped and twisted mind? (Korean) [20:12] * Akinyi leans down, propper herlsef up on a baseball bat. [20:12] I'd ask where you people came from, but I suppose it's best to wonder where I am. [20:12] * Tyler looks panicked for a moment, then draws back and looks around for a piece of driftwood or... a... really pointy shell. [20:12] * Ziegfried looks around, and gives up on trying to figure out who's who. He picks up the Warhammer book he dropped, fixes his shades, and continues writing his 40,000 point army. [20:13] Roll perception for me, Tyler. [20:13] 2d6-4 [20:13] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Tyler (2d6-4) and gets 2. [20:13] You find a pointy shell. Congrats. ;P [20:13] * Jose takes a few steps toward the forest. But wait... [20:13] * Akinyi is a fairly tall, very athletic girl with her brown and bleachy-blond hair in dreadlocks and drawn back in a clip. Her skin is a light brown. She's wearing a baseball uniform. [20:13] Something isn't right... [20:13] * Tyler cackles and hefts the conch shell threateningly. [20:14] * Eui-Tae looks at the various people, and the fact that each of them would be able to beat him up (except for the girl in a swimsuit...) and promptly starts to dial a number on his cell-phone. [20:14] (Cackle!) [20:14] * Akinyi eyes the shell. [20:14] Eui: Your can't get a connection. [20:14] (*kicks the Typo Demon*) [20:14] Okay, bring it on, all you LSD freaks. [20:14] * Jose looks at the psycho girl... [20:14] * Jose scratches his head again... [20:14] * Akinyi looks at Tyler, looks at the others, and purses her lips. [20:15] * Tyler completely ignores the fact that a slightly peeved tortoise could most likely beat her in a fight and continues to meet everyone's gaze challengingly. [20:15] * Ziegfried mumbles something about necromancers or liches... glances up, and then mumbles something about women in general [20:15] * Eui-Tae backs off... and keeps on trying to dial home to no avail. [20:15] (Man. This is the way Hope Island shoulda worked in the cartoon. ^^) [20:15] What do you think you are doing... [20:15] ( "I think he did a little too much LDS." "...LDS?" *solemn nod* ) [20:15] (*giggles*) [20:15] * Akinyi stands up straight. "If that's the way of it." *swings the bat up into a ready... position. [20:15] (I typed LDS at first. Made for a great image. Mormonteers!) [20:16] (Mormonteers! We need you to convert the middle east!) [20:16] (Hey, wait... what sorta bow is the south american guy holding?) [20:16] * Tyler swallows hard, and then tries to put on her best (non-vamp) gameface. She hefts the shell higher. [20:16] You're never going to get a good throw holding it like that. [20:16] (Wooden. But a *really* nice wooden bow. It looks like it's used for hunting rather than competition.) [20:17] * Ziegfried looks back at the army list, back to the impending fight, and back to the army list... [20:17] You two... put those toys down before someone loses an eye. [20:17] * Eui-Tae looks at the strange people readying weapons... and starts to dial 911. [20:17] * Tyler takes a step back, what little concentration she had falling away. [20:17] Guess what, Eui? It doesn't work! HA! [20:17] Throw? What? [20:17] Tyler, roll body. [20:17] Damn cheap providers... [20:17] * Tyler gets a gleam in her eye. Yes. Throwing. That would work nicely. [20:17] (Korean) [20:17] d6 [20:17] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Tyler (d6) and gets 3. [20:18] (Wait, 2d or one?) [20:18] (2d6, yes.) [20:18] (Dang.) [20:18] * Jose wipes some sweat getting in to his cut. [20:18] 2d6 [20:18] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Tyler (2d6) and gets 8. [20:18] (DR or no?) [20:18] Stupid tree... [20:18] * Ziegfried sighs and gets up, and walks toward the two. He grumbles something about, "Not worth the effort..." [20:19] (Sure.) [20:19] * Eui-Tae runs behind a tree. [20:19] 2d6 [20:19] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Tyler (2d6) and gets 8. [20:19] (I hate you, Dicesuke.) [20:19] As Tyler takes a step back, she manages to trip on absolutely nothing and fall flat on her lutz. [20:19] * Jose looks at the fallen warrior girl... [20:19] Nice one... [20:19] * Akinyi blinks, looks down at Tyler, and stiffles a giggle. [20:19] (in Spanish.) [20:19] (Fallen warrior girl in skimpy swimsuit!) [20:20] * Tyler bites off a noise of pain, then scrambles backwards, crab-like. [20:20] * Eui-Tae looks at all of them... from behind said tree. [20:20] * Ziegfried looks at the two, realizes fate may have saved him the trouble of breaking up the fight, and sits back down, looking for the page in his book... [20:20] (English.) [20:20] * Akinyi lowers the bat and reaches down to help Tyler up. [20:20] Get away from me! [20:20] * Tyler shoves her away and stands up on her own. [20:21] * Akinyi takes a step back of her own accord. [20:21] * Jose notices the kid behind the tree watching the action. He walks toward him. [20:21] * Eui-Tae backs off... [20:21] You, girl, have some problems. Perhaps we talk? [20:21] * Tyler scowls fiercely at the girl. Baseball bat, eh? If she can get her into the water, she'll lose her grip on the weapon. [20:21] I know your from the government... you want to sniff me out cuz' I know too much, don't you... DON'T YOU?! (English) [20:21] Huh? What government you talking about? [20:22] * Tyler favors her with a treacle-sweet smile. [20:22] Oh... he's good, he's very good. (Korean) [20:22] * Ziegfried looks confusedly at Eui, and wonders how hard he fell on him... [20:22] Sure thing. But maybe we should cool off. In the water. You first. [20:22] What you say?!?! [20:22] (All ur base...) [20:22] (... we KNOW!) [20:22] What language is that? [20:22] (Another Zero Wing ref, and I explode the universe, and we start over.) [20:22] None of your business... you government worm! (English) [20:23] You got issues. [20:23] * Eui-Tae keeps a large distance from Jose. [20:23] * Akinyi drapes her bat across her shoulders. letting her arms hang down. She flicks a glance at the ocean. "Which ocean is that, anyway?" [20:23] Eui-Tae backs into a tree. Congrats, genius. [20:23] Hmmm... [20:23] * Eui-Tae looks back at said tree, sidesteps, and keeps backing up. [20:23] * Jose rolls his eyes. [20:23] * Tyler lets her grin falter a bit, but quickly brings the mask back up. [20:23] He backs into another one. He's at the edge of a forest. Come on, now. :P [20:24] The Pacific, of course. Very cool. Why don't you dive right in? [20:24] You might want to watch where you are stepping. [20:24] Well... what do you want? (English) [20:24] Nothing really. [20:24] Then why are you here? [20:24] Good question. [20:25] You don't look like you are from around here. [20:25] Oh... he [20:25] You a tourist? [20:25] (Typo) [20:25] * Akinyi hmms. She suddenly squats down into a hunch, balancing on her toes with her heels touching her butt and her knees connected. "I'm in America, aren't I?" [20:25] Wait a second... [20:25] Oh... He's very good... (Korean) [20:25] You must be that POACHER! [20:25] You sick bastard. [20:25] What in HFIL are you talking about!? (English) [20:26] * Jose looks for a stick. [20:26] * Eui-Tae gets a good headstart... at running away. [20:26] Well, of course you are. I'm in America, and you're a figment of my imagination. If a very, very believable one. [20:26] * Akinyi looks at the South American. "Where are you from"? she asks, in spanish. [20:26] You gonna hurt bad. [20:26] * Eui-Tae starts looking through his pockets... [20:27] (actually, feeling through his pockets, as he can't look through them while running. [20:27] * Akinyi looks at the Ocean again. "I'd race you... if I had a suit." [20:27] * Jose laughs. [20:28] He won't get far. I can track that kid for miles. [20:28] * Ziegfried slams his book shut, stands up, and in English (with a very heavy, Dr. Willey like accent) yells, "JA! Arright! You two, ze poacher and... ze... you... QUIET, JA? I'm trying to tink, und zees arguing ees driving me crazy!" [20:28] Did I show up at a bad time? [20:28] (VIND!) [20:28] * Tyler does that too-sweet smile again. "It's warm enough that your clothes would dry quickly. Why don't you hop right in?" [20:28] * Jose turns around and looks at the big guy. [20:28] Vat? [20:28] Hell no, I am NOT a paoch... or what you called it...(English.) [20:28] Actually, Tyler, it *is* very warm. [20:29] You talkin to me? [20:29] What kind of crazy accent is that anyway? [20:29] Ja, und zee short guy. [20:29] What? [20:29] * Tyler turns around and peers at the big guy. She then yells at him, in German, "Mind shutting up, blondie? I can only deal with one figment at a time!" [20:30] You a tourist too? Or maybe another poacher!?!?! [20:30] * Akinyi adds, in German. "We should probably talk slowly so she can deal." [20:30] (German) Y [20:30] * Jose runs up to the guy but notices that he gets bigger as he approaches... [20:30] (damn enter key...) [20:31] (The amazing enlarging man!) [20:31] Yeah, well, keep your dealing to a dull roar! [20:31] Okay, I'm paranoid at times... but this guy is just redicilous... (English: to Zieg) [20:31] * Tyler resists the urge to rub her temples again. She would feel so much better if she was wearing pants. [20:31] A penguin waddles up and blinks at you all. It's carrying crepe paper in its mouth. No, I'm not kidding. [20:31] * Tyler blinks at the penguin, then laughs and points at it. [20:31] * Akinyi stands straight up. [20:32] I KNEW this was a drug trip! [20:32] * Jose scratches his head again. [20:32] Odd, that. [20:32] Okay... the government has penguins working for it now? I've seen everything... [20:32] Anyone with biological sciences, roll it. Zoology. [20:32] * Akinyi reaches forward to take the crepe paper. [20:32] * Ziegfried glances at the penguin, and decides asking isn't worth the effort [20:32] I haven't seen that type of bird yet. [20:32] (The penguin looks like this, by the by. http://users.capu.net/~kwelch/pp/pics/yellows-standing1.jpg) [20:32] Akinyi, roll animal friendship. [20:32] 2d6-3 [20:32] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eui-Tae (2d6-3) and gets 3. [20:32] 2d6-2 [20:32] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ziegfried (2d6-2) and gets 2. [20:32] (Wham, I win!) [20:32] 2d6-1 [20:32] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Akinyi (2d6-1) and gets 11, a CRITICAL FAILURE!!! "Death is temporary, only failure is forever. You may have just done both." [20:33] (...*snerk*) [20:33] I suppose not. [20:33] (er... with () there) [20:33] (AFK while death and misinformation is dealt out in heavy helpings [20:33] (DR, Akinyi?) [20:33] The heck? That thing's supposed to be near extinct... [20:33] (DR?) [20:34] And what the hell is it doing in Korea?! [20:34] (Divine Relationship. You have the attribute.) [20:34] * Jose looks around and sees the interesting party on the beach. [20:34] (Sure...) [20:34] 2d6-1 [20:34] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Akinyi (2d6-1) and gets 4. [20:34] (success) [20:34] The penguin lets go of the crepe paper. "Wak!" it says importantly. [20:34] I got dibs! [20:35] (back, ehhe) [20:35] * Jose runs for the paper and snatches it [20:35] * Akinyi stands back up. "Thank you." [20:35] Yoink. [20:35] * Akinyi dodges away. [20:35] * Tyler is standing off to the side, waving her hand in front of her face to see if she can make out trails. She's going to make the most of this. [20:35] * Jose examines the paper. [20:35] The penguin blinkblinks at Tyler and waddles over to her. [20:35] * Eui-Tae looks at the conspiricy unfolding in front of him... [20:36] ( Irresponsible Penguin, Tyler. ) [20:36] (I need a copy of my char sheet. Where can I get it?) [20:36] (Bwahaha.( [20:36] (...*falls over*) [20:36] (who has the paper, right now? Did I dodge ro not?) [20:36] (You've got it.) [20:36] (It's purple. ^^) [20:36] * Tyler flops down next to the penguin. "Hey, little imaginary bird. I think I'll call you Spanky." [20:36] (of course.) [20:36] (What's on it?) [20:36] ( Butter purple? ) [20:37] The penguin pecks Tyler in the knee. Evidentally, it takes offense to this. [20:37] * Akinyi flicks a glance at Tyler. "She doesn't like that." [20:37] * Tyler swears, loudly and copiously. She hops back to her feet and pitches the conch shell at the vicious little beast. [20:37] It dodges. Go massive penguin (not GM adjusted, honest o/~) body score! [20:37] (Don't I have the paper?) [20:37] * Ziegfried looks up from his book, "Spanky?" and looks back down. [20:38] (Remember the yoink...) [20:38] (No, Aki does. :P) [20:38] (She pulled it away.) [20:38] * Eui-Tae winces as the conch shell misses the penguin. [20:38] Give it back. [20:38] * Tyler frowns. How did a penguin dodge? [20:38] The penguin picks up the conch shell and gives it back to Tyler. "Wak?" [20:38] (Easy. You threw it. :P) [20:38] (LOL.) [20:38] * Tyler then shrugs. She supposes in her dreams, penguins could sing the blues. [20:38] (Zing!) [20:39] Thanks. [20:39] * Tyler takes the shell, considers throwing it again, then saves it. [20:39] The penguin nods happily and waddles over towards the forest. It looks at all of you expectantly. [20:39] * Jose scratches his head once more. [20:39] Man this is weird. [20:39] * Ziegfried considers following it or something, but decides it isn't worth the effort [20:40] * Jose looks around for the poacher. [20:40] *** Mechalink has joined #Planet [20:40] Where is that guy? [20:40] * Eui-Tae sees that the penguin wants him to follow... and seeing as there is nobody else around here that is visible, decides to follow the bird. [20:40] Jose finds no poacher, not that he knew what it looked like in the first place. [20:40] * Tyler hrms. Better to follow Spanky than to stay with the freaks. She goes over to her windsurfer and starts lugging it after her. [20:40] (Damn straight. The bird shall lead you all to enlightenment.) [20:40] (I assumed that Eui was...) [20:40] (Scroll up.) [20:41] (Jose... I don't look ANYTHING like a poacher...) [20:41] The penguin looks over at Tyler. "Wak wak wak!" it says, flapping its wings. It points its beak towards the forest. [20:41] * Tyler yells over her shoulder, "Anyone who follows me gets this shell in their forehead!" [20:41] (Shhh, quiet, don't let him know!) [20:41] (So there's nothing on the paper?) [20:41] Okay, Spanky. Lead on. I know better than to ignore the hallucination animals. [20:41] * Ziegfried shakes his head, and decides to go with a Vampire Lord as his general... [20:42] The penguin almost seems to wink. It looks over at the rest of the group. "WAK!" it yells. [20:42] * Eui-Tae follows the bird from a distance... [20:42] * Eui-Tae doesn't like shells in his head. [20:42] * Eui-Tae doesn't like them hitting his head either. [20:43] * Jose eyes the bird. [20:43] * Akinyi shrugs and follows. [20:43] Hey! Where is everyone going? [20:43] * Tyler would look almost threatening as she hefts the shell if not for her complete lack of muscle tone. She finally gives up on dragging her surfer behind her and just walks freely, still with her attention on the people behind her. [20:43] The penguin shakes its head, then turns and waddles off. Humans, they can be such idiots. [20:43] * Ziegfried realizes that spending the remaining 39,675 points of his army isn't worth the effort while sitting in sand. He follows the penguin, for lack of better idea... [20:43] It waddles into the forest, by the by. [20:43] You'll get lost fast in there. [20:44] * Eui-Tae follows the penguin a bit closer now. [20:44] Hey big dude! You gonna come or you gonna sit on the beach and fry? [20:44] * Tyler waggles the shell threateningly at Eui-Tae. She picks up her pace a bit to close in on the penguin and put space between her and the people. [20:45] * Jose decides to head toward the jungle for some shade. [20:45] * Ziegfried was already following, so he assumes Jose was talking to a different big dude on the beach. [20:45] The penguin waddles at its slow penguiny pace. It takes time for the little guy to get over various roots and around plants, you know. [20:45] * Eui-Tae eyes Jose, and follows the penguin. [20:45] * Tyler nudges Spanky with her foot. Move faster, little penguin. [20:46] *** YuBGon is now known as Yu-Mei [20:46] Don't hurt the rare bird American woman... [20:46] Ja, leef zee burd to heemself? [20:46] * Jose watches the shell-wielding girl push the bird on its way. [20:46] It jumps when Tyler does that, and glares at her. "Wak!" And then it goes back to waddling like it did before. [20:46] Oh, wak yourself. [20:47] Hey psycho girl! Put that shell down before trip and fall on it. [20:47] It sniffs. "Wak." [20:47] Veemen... [20:47] * Akinyi jogs to catch up with Tyler and the Penguin. "It doesn't like that, I said." [20:47] Hey! [20:47] Yeah, Veemen really do suck in OCIS3... [20:47] Hey what? [20:47] I thought I told all of you to stay back! [20:47] What is your problem anyway? [20:48] You will hurt yourself before we hurt you [20:48] Ja ja, und zee shell in zee face. Vee heard. [20:48] * Akinyi smiles. "Your bird hallucination would seem to want your people hallucinations to follow, as well." [20:48] * Eui-Tae eyes Jose again, and deems him more a threat than the girl ahead of him. [20:48] * Tyler scowls at the tall girl. "Don't go and get all logical on me. I'm not in the mood." [20:49] Man, I think its SOMEONE's time of the month... [20:49] You enter a large clearing. In the center is a crystalline structure, easily five stories tall, but probably higher. The light reflects nicely off of its polished surface. It's a wonder you didn't notice it before. [20:49] Does this happen often for you? [20:49] What the... [20:49] * Jose shields his eyes and examines the structure. [20:50] * Eui-Tae looks at the crystals, then starts to mumble to himself about how crystals like that are almost impossable to create... [20:50] I dont remember this being anywhere near the village... [20:50] * Tyler stops and gawks at the structure. Then something mentally processes, and she walks over to slap Jose. Then she gawks again. [20:50] The penguin waddles to the structure while you all gawk. [20:50] Ahem [20:51] * Eui-Tae follows the penguin. [20:51] Excuse me young lady, but if you do that again I will do something about it. [20:51] What is ur name anyway? [20:51] * Ziegfried doesn't gawk. It would require effort. [20:51] And if you act like a chauvenistic ass again, I'll do something about it. Deal? [20:51] Sounds like a deal. [20:51] Hey, I think she likes you... [20:51] * Eui-Tae runs into the crystal structure... [20:52] The penguin stops by an enterance and looks at you all critically. [20:52] Better run... [20:52] * Tyler narrows her eyes and turns to walk into the structure, ignoring the suggestion. [20:52] Ok, so we are all following this bird whY? [20:52] Do you have anything better to do? [20:52] What else would we follow? [20:52] Uh... [20:53] * Jose follows the bird. [20:53] Because zee bich was sandy? [20:53] The penguin nods sagely and waddles in. [20:53] Watch your mouth. [20:53] Vat? [20:53] You may have a crazy accent, but I know what you said. [20:53] * Eui-Tae mumbles that the ladies would not like being called a bich... (In Korean) [20:53] * Akinyi follows, as well. [20:54] (English again) [20:54] Vat? Zer is too much sand in my pants from zee bich already... [20:54] So, drug-high-girl. You live here. Do you know what this thing is? [20:54] * Eui-Tae is already following, but for repetition, he's still following. [20:54] * Tyler walks next to the penguin. "So, are you gonna turn into any other animals? I like bunnies." [20:55] Once inside (you *are* going inside, aren't you?) you see that the structure is essentially one room. Plants crawl impossibly high on the smooth surface. At the end of the room is a huge screen, though it floats in the middle of nowhere. [20:55] * Eui-Tae looks for a keyboard. [20:55] * Tyler glances over. "What? You mean besides a big crystal... thing... open... room..." [20:55] * Eui-Tae or some sort of interface. [20:55] A banner is half-hung across it, saying, "Welcome Pl-" You can't see the rest, as the other end is being hung up by a girl in a purple gown, on a rickety ladder. [20:55] * Jose looks around the room and then eyes the strange object in the center. [20:55] * Ziegfried goes into a corner, and tries to find his page again... [20:55] "Umm... yes." [20:55] * Tyler looks around and whistles one low note. [20:56] Who are you! [20:56] Welcome... what? Is this a surprise party? [20:56] * Girl turns to blink at you, then her jaw drops. She has black hair with a green streak running down one side, dark skin, and blue eyes. [20:57] Nonono! You're not supposed to be here ye- ack! [20:57] (It's Arwen... The ELF!) [20:57] (And is voiced by Whoopi Goldburg?) [20:57] * Girl tumbles off her ladder and lands facefirst on the ground. [20:57] (Wouldn't you like to know. :P) [20:57] Ouch... [20:57] (That was graceful) [20:57] The penguin waks happily. You'd almost think it's laughing at her. [20:57] * Jose looks at the girl lying facefirst on the ground. [20:57] ow. [20:57] Yea. [20:57] * Ziegfried glances up, looks back down. [20:57] * Tyler nods with approval at Spanky. Yes, that was funny. [20:57] * Eui-Tae notices that. [20:57] You ok? [20:58] * Jose offers a hand. [20:58] * Girl accepts the help up. "Thanks." She brushes herself off; she doesn't seem to have a scratch, bruise, or even a hair out of place. [20:58] Are you okay? Wait... so you're the one they sent to rub us out... [20:58] * Girl also looks about fourteen years old. Very young. [20:58] * Girl blinks. "Rub out? Oh, no! I'm the one that brought you here!" [20:59] So you admit it! [20:59] What! [20:59] Well, yeah. ^^ [20:59] * Akinyi gives a nod of thanks. "It's been a while since I was in America. But I'm really late for baseball practice, right now." [20:59] * Tyler continues paying attention to the penguin. No, someone dealing club drugs obviously brought her here, she snorts to herself. [20:59] You're not in America, Akinyi. [20:59] So you... you... dangit... lost my train of thought. [21:00] The penguin yawns. [21:00] ... oh. [21:00] Yeah, you are in Venezuela. [21:00] (afk a bit. taking trash out.) [21:00] Nope! Try again! [21:00] What? [21:00] * Tyler shows her shell to Spanky, and not as a projectile, this time. [21:00] Nah, this is some top-secret government prototype dome on the polar ice caps, correct? [21:01] Ok, we ARE in Venezuela. [21:01] The penguin blinks and peers at the shell. "Wak?" [21:01] * Ziegfried decides he can't concentrate with everyone arguing, and puts his book back. Leave it to a bunch of women to disagree over what CONTINENT we're on.... [21:01] No you're not. You're on Hope Island, in the middle of the Pacific. [21:01] * Tyler waves at at him, making the light play off the mother-of-pearl surface. [21:01] * Girl waves her hand, and a map appears on the screen. It's blue. And there's a red dot, with an arrow saying You Are Here. [21:01] Hope Island? Never heard of it... [21:02] How'd you do that? [21:02] Magic. ^^ [21:02] I am here... [21:02] Ok. [21:02] * Jose scratches his head. [21:02] The penguin peers at the shell. "Waaaak." It pecks at it. [21:02] * Eui-Tae looks at the map... [21:02] * Tyler shrugs. Better the shell than her knee. [21:02] Ja, Magic. But, Vizards of zee Coast shtopped printing zose years ago.... [21:03] That bird is just as crazy as that short psycho girl. NO wonder they are friends. [21:03] * Girl folds her hands behind her back and smiles. [21:03] What about a hose? [21:03] But the create map spell is only known by the DBT's... [21:04] DBTs? Ok. Talk English please. [21:04] * Tyler waves the shell around Spanky's head, like a yarn ball for a cat. [21:04] Vat? Und vee are shupposed to know vat zose are? [21:04] * Girl giggles. "You're all so funny." [21:04] Dreaded Blade Templars... they actually suck, seeing as the Space-Orcs have a constant view of the map anyways... [21:04] The penguin jumps. Well, kinda jumps. Penguins aren't known for jumping very high. [21:04] Funny and hungry. I haven't eaten all day. [21:04] Got any munchies? [21:05] Oh, sure. ^_^ But not here. [21:05] Awww. You're cute when you're not acting like a violent beast. [21:05] * Tyler keeps waving it around. [21:05] Do you know who these people are? [21:05] The penguin keeps trying to get at it, and keeps failing. Eventually, it more or less gives up and just eyes it. [21:05] Yeah. You're Jose. [21:06] * Girl points at each person in turn. "Tyler, Eui-Tae, Ziegfried, Akinyi." [21:06] Really??? [21:06] Strange names. [21:06] * Ziegfried nods at his name [21:06] * Tyler laughs out loud. [21:06] Well, considering you came from all over the world, it's not that surprising. ^^ [21:06] Huh? [21:06] Ziegfried? [21:06] Ah, Tyler is American... But I don't recognize the others too much. [21:06] Please explain. [21:07] Crazy American girls. [21:07] Ja, crazy veemen... [21:07] * Tyler pictures the boy in question dressed up for the Ring Cycle and bursts out laughing. [21:07] * Jose rolls his eyes. [21:07] (Opera humor. <-- Nerd.) [21:08] * Girl just grins. "Magic." [21:08] Anyway, why am I here? [21:08] To save the world! [21:08] Or at least stop its inevitable destruction. [21:08] * Girl looks a little worried, now. [21:08] Okay... guess that was the red pill... [21:08] * Tyler attempts to scritch Spanky under his chin. Err, beak. [21:08] Destruction? [21:08] Hey, do we get an army or something? [21:08] Vat peel? [21:09] The penguin lets her do it. It makes happy penguin noises as she does so. [21:09] And how do I stop this destruction? [21:09] Nope! [21:09] You just get magic rings. I'm your boss, by the way. ^^ My name's Cybele. [21:09] *** Girl is now known as Cybele [21:09] This has something to do with that dog, doesn't it? [21:09] Magic rings? [21:09] Sure does! [21:09] Wait... [21:09] * Jose eyes his ring. [21:10] This is magic? Looks plain to me. [21:10] And probably has something to do with that pigeo... wait... Ah shoot... so much for that pigeon... [21:10] Sure is. You have control over fire. [21:10] * Eui-Tae takes a nice close look at his ring... [21:10] * Tyler shrugs and twists her ring around her finger. Magic schmagic. This is gonna be a new set of amps when she pawns it. [21:10] Control over fire? [21:11] Does it shoot out water or something? [21:11] * Cybele beams. "Sure. And you-" she points at Eui-Tae, "Have control over wind." [21:11] Wind-eh? [21:11] * Cybele points at Ziegfried. "Earth." She points at Tyler. "Water." [21:11] (Vind? =) [21:11] (^_^) [21:11] (Wait, isn't my ring voice activated?) [21:11] Fear my mad blowing skellz! [21:11] (Yes, it is! But it doesn't activate unless you're trying to do something with it.) [21:11] (Shouldn't some freak accident occur?) [21:12] (Something about getting ahead of GM...) [21:12] (I see.) [21:12] (Just wondering.) [21:12] Hrm... [21:12] Or skellz that blow... or... ah, it never comes out right. [21:12] * Tyler glances over to the girl--whose name she wasn't paying attention to--and rolls her eyes. [21:13] * Tyler then shows her ring to Spanky. "Look! Shiny!" [21:13] The penguin nods. It pecks the ring into Tyler's hand. [21:14] So. They're Air, earth, fire, and wind? [21:14] * Cybele turns to Eui-Tae. "Point the ring at the enterance. Concentrate on a breeze, then say wind." [21:14] No, no. Water, earth, fire, and wind. ^^ [21:14] * Eui-Tae points his ring in that direction... "Wind" [21:14] * Akinyi pulls out her ring. "and this?" [21:14] A rather strong breeze filters from the wall... which really should be impossible. [21:15] What the... [21:15] * Cybele smiles. "Heart, Akinyi." [21:15] * Tyler leans against the wall and watches the proceedings. [21:15] Heh, cool... like the AMT's from WC20k... [21:15] So... do we say "Shazam" or something to make them work? [21:15] No, no. You just say your power. Shazam's stupid. [21:16] I see... [21:16] * Tyler snorts. Well, she'll agree with that. [21:16] * Jose points his ring at Zieg and says "Fire!" [21:16] * Eui-Tae ducks! [21:16] * Ziegfried raises an eyebrow questioningly [21:16] Zieg gets a hotfoot. [21:16] Whoa! That was cool!!! [21:17] * Cybele frowns. "You shouldn't use them like that." [21:17] Sorry big guy... Zeig right? [21:17] * Ziegfried yells in pain, anyone able to speak German picks out "Dead little mother..." as he hops around to put the fire out [21:17] * Cybele makes a short gesture, and the fire on Zieg's sneaker goes out. [21:17] Hrm. [21:18] This is great! Now I can make a survival fire whenever I need to. [21:18] This is going into my kit. [21:18] * Tyler grins over at Ziegfried. [21:18] * Ziegfried considers beating Jose into the floor, but decides that would require... effort. [21:19] Anyway, you're here to help me stop all the nastiness going on in the world, and those rings are there to help you do it, so. Any questions? ^^ [21:19] Yes. WHAT? [21:19] Uh, yeah. [21:19] * Tyler steps away from the wall. [21:19] The penguin raises its wing. Cybele cheerfully ignores it. [21:19] * Ziegfried decides that even coming up with a good threat would take too much effort, so he just kind of gestures at Jose, openmouthed, but with the words not coming... [21:19] Wait, what? [21:19] What nasties? [21:19] Two things. One, why should I believe that, rather someone slipping something into my drink again, I got snagged for some magical mystery tour? [21:19] ... [21:20] And two, why in the world would you think I'm the right kind of girl for your superteam? [21:20] * Cybele shrugs. "Because it's true. And as you keep going on with your life, you'll realize it, because you're not going to wake up from this not- dream." [21:20] * Ziegfried returns to the present conversation... "Ja, ees zer dental?" [21:20] Dangit... I want my blue pill! [21:20] * Cybele smiles. "Because the ring chose you." [21:21] * Tyler rolls her eyes. This is all a little too mystic for her tastes. She kneels next to Spanky again and presents the shiny shiny ring for him to peck at again. [21:21] This has something to do with the time I hacked onto that old Diablo server, doesn't it... [21:21] You-Tie! What are you talking about? [21:22] The penguin puts the ring around its beak, then drops it into Tyler's hand. [21:22] Nothing, nothing! [21:22] * Tyler sighs and puts it on. "You're no fun." [21:22] The penguin smiles as only a penguin can and past Tyler on the back of the leg reassuringly. [21:23] (Akinyi, you alive?) [21:23] (Hello? Akinyi?) [21:24] * Tyler eyes the ring. "So, which one is this?" She coughs, then adds, "Supposedly." [21:24] Water. [21:24] (blegh. getting called for dinner.) [21:24] So. We're fighting "nasties"? [21:25] You're fighting stupidity, greed, and ignorance, yup. [21:25] Huh? [21:25] You talking about Kreep nasties or big nasty nasties? [21:25] * Tyler rolls her eyes, strikes an overly dramatic pose, and chirps, "Water!" [21:25] * Cybele rubs at the back of her head. "Um..." [21:25] Ja. Vat ees zee pay, und ess zer a dental plan? [21:25] * Akinyi slips the ring on and says, quietly. "Heart." [21:25] (Where are you pointing that ring, Tyler? :P) [21:25] Good question my bulky friend. [21:26] (At nowhere in particular. The floor under everyone's feet, say.) [21:26] ( Akinyi's back! REVENGE! ) [21:26] (Emotions, people. What're you guys feeling?) [21:26] (I'm feeling... creeped and intriuged at the same time) [21:26] * Jose feels confused. [21:26] A burst of water emerges from the ring, and suddenly everyone's standing in a very shallow puddle. [21:26] (I think Z is confused and bored, hehe) [21:26] Good thing I don't wear socks. [21:26] Good thing I'm wearing sandals... [21:26] (Ok, now I'm pissed too) [21:26] (I'm feeling amused, distrusting, but progressively less concerned for my immediate safety.) [21:27] * Tyler eyes her ring. "Wonderful! I can call on the powers of a mild spring rain!" [21:27] * Ziegfried turns to face the source of the sudden dampness. [21:27] Alright, so we all have these rings that do funky stuff. Plus, we have to stop some "nasties." [21:28] * Cybele laughs at that. [21:28] How do we get off this island. [21:28] Off? [21:28] * Cybele frowns. [21:28] What? [21:28] I... uh... hadn't thought about that. ^^; [21:28] Are the nasties here? [21:28] Ja, I have a qvart date [21:28] ... Oh dear... [21:28] Great... [21:28] * Cybele thinkthinkthinks as she paces. "C'mon, I'm Spirit of the Earth, I can get them off a stupid li- oh yeah!" [21:29] How did YOU get here then, Cybele? [21:29] I dunno. I was here ever since I existed. [21:29] The government, of course. [21:29] ... [21:29] She shtole my car? [21:29] ( ...I briefly parsed "quart date" and wondered if Ziggy wanted milk. ) [21:29] * Cybele turns to the penguin. "Show them to the plane, please." [21:29] The penguin nodnods. "Wak!" [21:29] Hrmm... plane? [21:29] * Eui-Tae fallows the penguin. [21:29] * Tyler hurries to keep up with Spanky. No sense in leaving behind the one sane hallucination. [21:30] (Doh... typos) [21:30] * Jose follows the bird. [21:30] The penguin waddles importantly out of the structure. It's obviously having a ball. [21:30] You coming, Akinyi? [21:30] By the way, what does your ring do? [21:30] (I think Aki's eating atm...) [21:30] * Cybele waves. "Come back when you get your stuff!" [21:30] (aye...) [21:30] (Pause for Aki to get back.) [21:30] * Ziegfried follows the penguin, keeping away from Sr. Flamethrower and the lady who can't get enough H2O [21:35] (I'm going to take this break from the action as an opportunity to dance to "I'm T00 S3xy..." Wait, no. [21:36] (Please don't. :P) [21:36] (No you won't... Ard, get the rope, I'll get the glue...) [21:36] (I'll give him another five minutes, then we're moving along anyhow.) [21:36] (Good plan.) [21:38] (The music... its...) [21:39] (back) [21:39] (Too sexy!) [21:39] (Just in time!_ [21:39] (Unpause.) [21:39] (I think we were giving you until the end of "Too Sexy" =)] [21:40] (Repeat.) [21:40] By the way, what does your ring do, Akinyi? [21:40] *** Todd is now known as WC3Todd [21:40] You're confused, Jose? [21:40] (YEAH! WC3!) [21:40] I mean Fire, Water, those are easy to see. [21:40] Heart? [21:41] Try it out. [21:42] (She did, earlier. ^^) [21:42] I did. You're confused. *points at Eui* He's distrusting. *Tyler* She's amused. And Zig is getting a bit peeved. [21:42] (Tries doing the robot to DXY... and fails miserably) [21:42] Hmmm. [21:42] Shall we head off then? [21:42] Ja, eets not every day somvon sets me on fire. [21:42] * Cybele calls over to Akinyi. "You can think to them, too!" [21:42] * Jose starts to follow the bird again. [21:43] * Ziegfried assumes we've been following the penguinoid object the entire time, and walking as we go [21:43] (talking, walking, all the same [21:44] * Eui-Tae feels likewise. [21:44] * Tyler chatters to Spanky about nothing in particular. [21:44] You have. You're outside the structure now, and the penguin is walking around it, towards another section of the clearing. [21:44] It nods on occassion, punctuating Tyler's statement with a "wak" or two. [21:44] *** Cybele has left #Planet [21:45] (Ahhh, she just fell off the face of the #planet! [21:45] (Snerk!) [21:45] (*facepalm*) [21:45] (I should smack you one for that Amad...) [21:45] It waddles right through a small, deserted village. There are exactly five houses in it. [21:46] (Never let a good pun go to waste =) [21:46] What village is this? [21:46] * Tyler looks around. [21:46] * Tyler considers. [21:46] The penguin waks by way of an answer. [21:46] * Eui-Tae looks around. [21:46] Wak? [21:46] Ok. [21:46] It nods. "Wak." [21:46] * Jose investigates one of the houses. [21:46] * Tyler yells out, "Dibs on the biggest one! Uh, if we would be staying here. Which we can't, because it's not real. But dibs." [21:46] * Eui-Tae shrugs, and continues to follow the penguin again. [21:46] (We're on the Island of Wakwak! ) [21:47] (Oh... that's VERY good...) [21:47] *** Capfox is on IRC [21:47] (I think you tapped it to get 2 blue mana, and then it wouldn't untap...) [21:48] Jose: The house is deserted, and has some dust in it, but well cleared out. It wouldn't take long to fix up at all. [21:48] (nah. That was Tefari's Isle.) [21:48] (Magic Card... Arabian nights set, meaning it was a location for one of the tales told by Shazard (Can't remember how to spell it...) ) [21:48] The penguin waddles to a large shed, almost approaching a hanger. The doors are shut. It turns and stops. [21:48] (Tap: Can't be attacked except by fliers until end of turn?) [21:48] (Correct... I think the Isle of Wak Wak caused red creatures not to tap) [21:48] "Wak!" it says, pointing at the doors. [21:48] (I mean untap) [21:48] Wak? [21:49] * Jose looks at the doors. [21:49] * Eui-Tae looks at the doors it is pointing at. [21:49] * Tyler walks past them and opens the doors. [21:49] The doors open obediently. They're lighter than they look. [21:49] *** Capfox has left IRC [21:49] Hmm. [21:49] * Jose follows Tyler. [21:49] * Eui-Tae takes a look inside one that hasn't been opened yet... and of course opens the door before doing so. [21:49] Inside is a lot of dust. Aside from that, there's a large, tarp-covered... thing at the end. [21:50] There are boxes stacked on both sides of the wall. [21:50] * Tyler shakes her head. How hard is it to realize a penguin wants you to open some doors? [21:50] Did you guys find anything yet? [21:50] * Ziegfried considers removing the tarp, but... naw. Someone else get that.... [21:50] (Erm, the room even.) [21:50] * Eui-Tae goes to where the rest of the group is... and then sees the stuff next to the wall... [21:50] Cybele said something about a plane. Lets take this tarp off. [21:50] Yes, let's... [21:50] * Jose takes initiative and works on the tarp. [21:50] ... What are you guys looking at me for? [21:51] * Jose doesn't recall anyone looking at him. [21:51] * Jose continues his work. [21:51] Help us pull this tarp off Zeig. [21:51] It takes some work, but Jose manages to remove the tarp. Underneath is a very, very old plane. On one side the words, "Geo Cruiser" is painted. Anyone with mechanics, roll it. [21:51] * Akinyi helps. [21:51] ... But... oooh, alright... [21:51] 2d6-3 [21:51] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eui-Tae (2d6-3) and gets 7. [21:52] * Tyler quirks an eyebrow. What a piece of junk. [21:52] This is suppossed to get me home... [21:52] So... anyone know how to fly? [21:52] Uh, I know how to handle hovercraft. [21:52] ... Vell... uhh... sort of... [21:53] Hrmmm... Man! I thought these things didn't exist anymore! [21:53] Ja, zat is vat I vas getting at... [21:53] Hey... let's see here... [21:53] * Eui-Tae starts poking his head around the plane some more. [21:53] Geo-Cruiser. Hum... [21:53] There's six seats inside, and a fairly standard, if old control system. [21:54] Shotgun! [21:54] * Jose runs for the front seats. [21:54] Jose! I don't even know if this thing works... [21:54] * Eui-Tae starts to rummage through the boxes for something like an instruction manual... [21:54] Ve are about to find out, ja? [21:54] * Tyler kicks back and watches. Better to let them fall out of the sky before she risks her neck. Besides, she'll wake up soon. [21:54] Give me a perception roll, Eui. [21:55] 2d6-4 [21:55] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eui-Tae (2d6-4) and gets 7. [21:55] You find a toolkit. No instructions. [21:55] Hrmm... [21:55] Anyone else looking? [21:55] Hey Tyler! [21:55] What? [21:55] Hey, can someone help me find the instructions to this thing? [21:55] You said you used a hovercraft, can you use one of these? [21:56] Get up here and look at the controls silly. [21:56] * Tyler shifts uncomfortably. [21:56] Uh... o...kay. [21:56] Ill look in those boxes outside. [21:56] *** DamienRoc has left IRC [21:56] *** DamienRoc is on IRC [21:56] * Jose heads back out and searches the boxes for instructions, more tools, and food. [21:56] *** Skuld has joined #Planet [21:56] * Tyler mutters and climbs into the pilot's seat, wrinkling her nose at the dust covering the panels. She wipes it off and starts inspecting the gauges and whatnot. [21:57] *** Akinyi has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer ) [21:57] * Ziegfried finds a wall to lean against, and hopes no one gives him any orders. [21:57] *** Skuld is now known as Akinyi [21:57] (miss anything?) [21:58] * Tyler hrms. This doesn't look terribly different from her hovercar back home. Altitude, speed, pitch... all the same kind of readings. She'd rather be one foot above the water if it's going to fail, though, not thousands. [21:58] Tyler: You think you might be able to get it, but it more or less eludes you. Planes are different from hovercars, after all, especially really old ones. [21:58] Given enough time, maybe. It looks simple enough. [21:58] * Tyler prods at different buttons, seeing which lights (if any) turn on. [21:58] Can you fly it fast? [21:59] Nothing turns on. There's an ignition, though. With no key in it. [21:59] (And I notice that?) [22:00] Sure do! [22:00] * Ziegfried watches Eui and Jose rummage boxes, giving a cursory glance from where he stands. [22:00] Jose, give me a perception roll. [22:00] * Tyler frowns. "Hey, people. Look for a key." [22:00] 2d6-2 [22:00] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Jose (2d6-2) and gets 1. [22:00] (I think we found it, lol) [22:00] (Hee hee.) [22:00] You find a key ring with keys in it! Congrats! [22:00] A key? What would you need that for? [22:01] ... Oh right... old vehicle, old ignition. [22:01] Jose has it. [22:01] Yeah, it's wild. Wonder what kind of mileage this thing gets. [22:01] I found keys. [22:01] * Tyler extends her hand, palm-up. [22:01] Eui, catch! [22:01] Oh. [22:01] * Eui-Tae tries to catch them. [22:02] * Jose doesn't remember throwing them. [22:02] Sike! [22:02] * Ziegfried is amused as Eui stumbles toward... nothing. [22:02] Here ya go, Tyler. [22:02] * Jose gives keys over. [22:02] You bastard... (Korean) [22:02] * Tyler gives Jose a smile. A brief smile, but an actual smile. [22:02] Yeah, so does your mother. (Yekuana) [22:02] Here goes nothing. [22:03] Hrmm... I wonder if this thing will work. [22:03] * Tyler starts trying the different keys in the ignition. [22:03] * Eui-Tae backs away from the Cruiser. [22:03] * Akinyi takes a seat and waits. [22:03] Nope, not that one. Not that one either. Nope... ah, that one fits! [22:03] Alright! [22:03] * Ziegfried makes sure he's not leaning on a wall BEHIND the thing... [22:03] * Tyler shrugs and turns it. [22:03] The engine hums to life. ... And promptly dies. [22:03] ... [22:03] Well, there's that answer. [22:04] Oh boy... seems this thing needs a tune-up [22:04] Or maybe... fuel? [22:04] You sure no one found some instructions? [22:04] That's likely, yeah. [22:04] Nah, see those solar panels? [22:04] * Eui-Tae points at the wings. [22:04] Alright. [22:04] Ja, und ve are inside, eediot. [22:04] Those panels are supposed to provide all the power to the plane. [22:04] Now... how do we get this thing outside. [22:04] Zieg! [22:05] You look strong. [22:05] * Tyler glances over at them. She wrinkles her nose. "I don't think any solar panels were made back then that could power a plane by themselves." [22:05] Vat? [22:05] However... since we ARE inside as Zieg stated. [22:05] Wanna help push this thing out? [22:05] Yeah... espically one this old... [22:05] Uh... no? [22:05] No! [22:05] Fine... [22:05] Ja, no! [22:05] Just do it Zieg. [22:05] * Akinyi stands up. "Yes, you do. Come on." [22:05] Someone just wave their magic ring at a wall or something. [22:05] Do it! [22:05] * Jose shakes his fist. [22:06] ... Ja, vatever. [22:06] I will even help you out. [22:06] First thing, we need the hangar doors opened. [22:06] * Ziegfried does his level best to push a several thousand ton plane out of a garage... [22:06] (It's not that heavy...) [22:06] (Or is it? :) ) [22:06] (shhh!) [22:07] (bah. I'll bet it's not even a hundred.) [22:07] * Jose helps out Zieg. [22:07] Graaaaaaw!!!!!!!! [22:07] (And I'm light!) [22:07] Push! [22:07] (It isn't very heavy at all, actually. You ever see that thing? Come on. :P) [22:07] * Eui-Tae would help... but realizes he would just get in the way. [22:07] Wait wait wait... [22:07] It helps if no one is still IN the plane... [22:07] Ja, ze parking break... [22:07] * Akinyi puts her back into helping push. [22:07] C'mon. This is nothing. [22:07] Eui, get the door. [22:08] * Eui-Tae goes back to searching through the boxes. [22:08] Look, if I'm in here, I can tell you the second we start getting power and you can stop pushing! [22:08] Ja, uhh... I have a better plan... [22:08] * Jose notices that the plane is going to crash into a closed hangar door. [22:08] Doorman! ^^; [22:08] (Didn't we open the doors to come in?) [22:08] (Hello, welcome to Loews. ^^) [22:08] (Yes, you did. :P) [22:08] * Ziegfried Points ring at ground behind wheels, and yells, "Ert!" trying to raise it a bit to make the plane roll forward... [22:09] (Welcome to Loews! What movie would you like to see today? ^_^) [22:09] (Would you like to try a super-combo today?) [22:09] He succeeds! There isn't much of an incline, but it gets the plane rolling, a little. [22:09] (STOP!) [22:09] * Ziegfried Ziegfried rinses and repeats [22:09] Good deal Zieg. You figured that out all by yourself too. ^^ [22:10] Ja, pushing vas too much verk [22:10] How's the power going Ty? [22:10] * Eui-Tae hears the plane moving... and runs back to observe. [22:10] * Tyler keeps an eye on the gauges. Okay... she tries to figure out all the gauges. [22:10] Rinse, repeat. Rinse, repeat. Go plane go! [22:10] There's no such thing as too much work. [22:10] (Do not forget to put Akinyi with a +.) [22:10] You hear some started "wak!"ing and see a penguin scramble away from the plane. [22:10] (3 days later...) [22:11] Hey! Watch out for Spanky! [22:11] Move it or lose it Spank! [22:11] The penguin looks at you all balefully and ruffles its feathers. "Wak," it says with dignity. [22:11] Watch it Span. [22:12] Spankster needs a lesson in common sense. [22:12] (Let me know when the wings finally clear the hangar...) [22:12] It glares at you all. Evil penguin glare of DEATH. But nobody dies; too bad. [22:12] The wings are... clear! [22:12] The one with much spank has to move out of the plane's death. [22:12] Err, path. [22:13] Hey, Tyler, any power up there? [22:13] * Tyler sees a gauge start to fill, slooooooowly moving from red into yellow. "I think we have power! Not much. But some." [22:13] * Jose gets back into the plane. [22:13] Shotgun! Again. [22:13] * Tyler watches the gauge continue to creep up into the yellow tones. The backlighting gets stronger as it does. [22:13] (it even glares at me? ;_;) [22:13] (Nah. You're the one that doesn't call it spanky. :P) [22:13] *** Yu-Mei has quit IRC (Quit: Everything must go! ) [22:13] Runs into the plane. [22:14] Alright, so how can this plane take off? We may need an airstrip. [22:14] (D'oh...) [22:14] * Akinyi gets on board. [22:14] * Eui-Tae runs into the plane. [22:14] (Through the door of course) [22:14] * Ziegfried continues to propell it slowly forward, until it is all the way out of the door... [22:14] * Tyler tries not to think about all the people who might might MIGHT just not be hallucinations sitting behind her. [22:14] * Jose feels his stomach grumble. [22:14] The penguin climbs in, too! [22:14] Yo quiero Taco Bell. [22:15] Uh, mind checking again for a manual? I've got some of these down, but not all. Anyone? [22:15] * Ziegfried pretends he didn't hear that... [22:15] Sure. [22:15] Hey guys... help me out, okay? [22:15] It waddles over and has a seat next to Akinyi, in the back. [22:15] * Jose runs out of the plane and checks out the boxes again. [22:15] * Eui-Tae goes back to the rubbish and searches for a manual. [22:15] There's nothing of use in the boxes. Give it up. [22:15] You'll do just fine, Tyler. [22:15] No hope. [22:15] Can't find anything. [22:15] Wait... [22:15] * Eui-Tae goes back into the plane... and looks in the glove compartment (You know it has one ;) ) [22:16] * Ziegfried climbs into the jet in exasperation, and opens the glove compartment [22:16] * Jose gets back into the plane. [22:16] (Fuckin' a, he outtyped me!) [22:16] * Tyler hesitantly puts her hands on the steering column and eases it back, not really expecting it to move. [22:16] Eui and Zieg fight over the glove compartment. Roll initiative! [22:16] (That's d6+ACV. :P) [22:16] 2d6+6 [22:16] d6+6 [22:16] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ziegfried (2d6+6) and gets 11. [22:16] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eui-Tae (d6+6) and gets 11. [22:16] * Jose is amused with the childish fight. [22:17] (HAHAHA.) [22:17] d2 [22:17] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Ardweden (d2) and gets 1. [22:17] (Ha!) [22:17] Eui gets to the glove compartment first! [22:17] (<-- cracks up!) [22:17] (Wee!) [22:17] * Eui-Tae opens the glove compartment and searches for a manual. [22:18] * Jose pets Spanky. [22:18] Nice bird. [22:18] * Ziegfried decides that searching the glove compartment would have been too much work anyway [22:18] He finds it. Yay. ^_~ [22:18] The penguin preens. ^^ [22:18] (So moving the steering column really didn't have any sort of effect. :P) [22:18] * Eui-Tae starts looking through it... [22:19] Success! Lets do this. [22:19] (Sorry, I'm preoccupied with all of the stuff going on. :P) [22:19] (No prob Ard) [22:20] (*snicker* I was hoping to send them ass-over-teakettle as they fought over the glove compartment. ^_-) [22:20] (Hee!) [22:20] (Sorry. :P) [22:20] (IIIII'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat...) [22:20] (...sick.) [22:20] (Poor pusy, poor pusy cat) [22:21] * Jose waits patiently for Eui to say something. [22:21] * Jose taps his foot. [22:21] (Is patiently waiting for the GM to tell him something...) [22:21] Roll mechanics. [22:21] *** WC3Todd is now known as Todd [22:21] *** Demotafk is now known as Demota [22:21] 2d6-3 [22:21] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eui-Tae (2d6-3) and gets 4. [22:22] * Akinyi says "Heart" quietly. [22:23] * Tyler drums her fingers on the steering column. [22:23] * Jose sits in front and looks out to the jungle. [22:23] Alright guys... I think I can instruct someone as to how to fly this crate... [22:23] * Ziegfried fixes the floor in the garage... leaving upraised areas is not a good idea for when we need to put the plane back... [22:23] But we can't really leave until the fuel gauge is 'full.' [22:23] * Jose takes a look at the gauge. [22:23] Ja, und how long does zees take? [22:24] The gauge, by the way, is about two thirds full. [22:24] Hold on... [22:24] * Eui-Tae continues to flip through the pages... [22:24] It's filling up at a nice clip. [22:24] Should be ready by the time you've read through that. [22:24] Ja, vell zen, who ees driving zees? [22:24] I think Tyler is... [22:24] Where do we head off first? May I suggest my village? I have a few things to pick up. [22:24] * Ziegfried shrugs. Less work for me! [22:25] Heh, as do I, as do I... [22:25] * Jose places his bow to the side of his seat and waits. [22:25] * Tyler smiles weakly. Right. She'll fly all the weird people. Noooo problem. [22:25] The penguin waks cheerfully. [22:25] * Jose is bored, so he "waks" back at the penguin. [22:26] Wak. [22:26] * Eui-Tae continues to flip through the pages... [22:26] * Ziegfried looks through the plane for the important thing: CD player. [22:26] * Tyler drums on the column, getting louder as she gets more distracted. [22:26] Wak wak wak wak... [22:26] (Wakka wakka wakka!) [22:26] (CD players are probably obsolete in our time, Amad.) [22:26] You find it! It doesn't play minidiscs, which is what you use nowadays, though. [22:26] ( Pengo! Waku waku! Penguin! Waku waku! ) [22:27] (Waka Laka!) [22:27] Ok, tell Tyler to fly this thing already! [22:27] (Um... Wark?) [22:27] (Don't have it d/l'd, sorry. Settle for Dive =) [22:27] How full is that gauge? [22:27] Waiting for the gauge to fill, Bow Boy. [22:28] * Jose bows...??? [22:28] * Jose watches the gauge with interest. [22:28] Gauge is... full! Ding! [22:28] * Eui-Tae starts to flip back and forth through the manual, as he's already skimmed the entire manual... [22:28] * Ziegfried takes a seat in a back corner, and pulls his soggy Warhammer book from his pocket. He glares evilly at Tyler, and tries to dry it off... [22:28] (Archery bow.) [22:28] (Level 3!) [22:29] Okay. Uh. What do I do first, whoever has the manual? [22:29] Alright... Jose... mind if I ride in the passanger seat? [22:29] Turn the ignition on. [22:29] (There was a ding, maybe the plane gains levels when the life bar fills...?) [22:29] I called shotgun! [22:29] ...fine. [22:29] Too bad, do you want us to crash? [22:29] * Jose takes a seat behind Tyler. [22:29] Good boy. [22:29] No. [22:29] * Tyler turns the key. And hopes. [22:30] +- [22:30] (Wups, I dropped my keyboard...) [22:30] * Eui-Tae starts pointing at gauges and naming them off to Tyler. [22:31] Do you understand those? [22:31] (*ponders, then comes up with a system for doing this* Okay.) [22:31] * Ziegfried gives up on his wet book (the ink ran all together, damnit!) and starts looking for a CD collection for the CD player... [22:31] * Tyler nods at some names, the ones that this shares with her hovercraft, and shakes her head at others. "Don't worry, I'll get 'em." [22:31] Eui, roll mind. [22:31] You too, Tyler. [22:31] 2d6 [22:31] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Eui-Tae (2d6) and gets 8. [22:31] 2d6 [22:31] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Tyler (2d6) and gets 4. [22:31] Okay. This'll be important later. Carry on. ^^ [22:32] Alright, now you familiar with flying a normal plane? [22:32] Well, I know the general logistics. Hey, if I can take the choppy Bay waters in a storm, this should be easy, right? [22:33] ... not quite... [22:33] 2d6-1 [22:33] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Akinyi (2d6-1) and gets 9. [22:33] 2d6-1 [22:33] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Akinyi (2d6-1) and gets 7. [22:33] * Tyler focuses increasingly on the task at hand as she hopes to get home and the heck AWAY from these people. [22:33] You can do it. [22:33] Okay. Am I ready to pull up? [22:34] Alright... now you see the engine control panel? [22:34] * Tyler hunts around for a second. "Yup." [22:34] Zeig: You find a CD collection, and there's a *lot* of them. A huge variety, but you only recognize about half of them. [22:35] alright... see the vert switch? [22:35] * Ziegfried finds the CD's, and hunts through for a good Erika mix... [22:35] Uhhh... yup. [22:35] That controls weather those engines get thrust... the lever beneath it controls how much thrust it recieves... [22:36] (D'oh... misspell) [22:36] (Typo Demon sighting.) [22:36] (Weather engines!) [22:36] ( I was gonna say. the plane controls the weather? SWEET. ) [22:36] (Ha!) [22:36] (Heh) [22:36] (lol, shibby!) [22:36] (Of course it does! It's the Planetmobile!) [22:36] Okay... now here comes the tricky part... [22:37] (See that button that says fly? Push it.) [22:37] Beneath those are the switches for the horizantal retro's... that let's you change pitch and direction when hovering... [22:37] * Ziegfried plugs the classic dance CD into the player, and flips through in search of "Relations"... [22:37] You getting this? [22:37] (Just realized we have a techno fan and a punk fan in the same plane. Oh dear.) [22:38] * Tyler nods, still focused in on the gauges. [22:38] The music blares out. VERY loud. Apparently, someone turned up the sound all the way before they abandoned this thing. [22:38] * Ziegfried pauses the music before it starts, and turns the volume as high as it will go, then hits "play" [22:38] Turn it down! [22:38] * Jose hits the recliner on his seat and relaxes. [22:38] (Damn, she's way ahead of me, lol) [22:38] * Tyler CRINGES. "Who put on that absolute crap?!" [22:38] Alright... now, we have to first take-off using the vert, then you need to keep it steady while you push the power to the main engine... [22:39] Gotta say one thing about these old planes, they have a great sound system. [22:39] Keep the music down! I can't even think! [22:39] Techno! Off! Now! [22:39] * Ziegfried headbangs slightly, sits back in his seat, and starts writing his army... [22:39] * Ziegfried ... writes, with one hand over the CD controls. [22:39] * Akinyi reaches past Zeig, ejects the CD, and calmly cracks it in two. [22:40] ... Just stop the music... [22:40] Music. Quiet. So _SHE_ can fly. *points at Tyler* [22:40] * Tyler grins ear to ear, turns around in her seat, and gives Akinyi a thumbs-up. [22:40] (One action at a time, do I get to respond to the "reaches past Zieg?") [22:40] Thank you. [22:40] (Doh, guess not...) [22:41] * Tyler starts humming some Ramones under her breath and rechecks all the gauges she was told to look at. [22:41] (waits for Ard to catch up.) [22:42] (Caught up, I think.) [22:42] If anyone's checking the case, there *is* at least one Ramones CD in there. [22:42] * Ziegfried tries to search the collection for some Initial D... [22:42] Alright... now, the last thing you need to do is when we achieve an air-speed of about 200kmph you can disengage the vert thrusters... [22:42] (How about Lebo M?) [22:42] After which it should fly like a normal plane. [22:42] * Tyler starts bobbing in her seat and quietly sings, "Bam bam bam bam, bam bam bam bam bam... I wanna be sedated!" By the end, she's nowhere near quiet. [22:43] (I'm checking it, and I aint looking for that! I may like the Ramones, but Zieg don't) [22:43] (Zieg sucks. :P) [22:43] Okay! Let's rock! [22:43] (Y'damn right. But if I can't find DDR, I'm gonna go for the next best thing =) [22:43] Alright guys, buckle up! [22:43] I tink she arredy iz, ja? [22:43] (Notice that Tyler is still in a swimsuit.) [22:44] * Eui-Tae takes his seat, and monitors the panels in front of him. [22:44] (Yup!) [22:44] (Looks strange for a pilot.) [22:44] * Tyler grabs the steering column and pulls it towards her chest, still singing and bobbing her head. [22:44] * Jose buckles up the sea-- wait. He can't find one for his seat. [22:44] Okay, Tyler. I'm gonna need a piloting roll out of you. -2 bonus. [22:44] 2d6-2 [22:44] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Tyler (2d6-2) and gets 7. [22:44] * Jose looks frantically for a seatbelt! [22:44] Uh... guys... [22:45] (I have one DR roll left, BTW.) [22:45] Yes Jose? [22:45] (Use it, if you want. That was a fail.) [22:45] 2d6-2 [22:45] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Tyler (2d6-2) and gets 3. [22:45] I seem to be missing a seatbelt. [22:45] (Nice. ^^) [22:45] (There is a seatbelt... it's a kid's show) [22:45] (Whoohoo!) [22:45] Wait, I got it! [22:45] The plane lifts nicely into the air. Very good, Tyler! You get a cookie. [22:45] Yay! [22:45] * Ziegfried gasps as he finds Lautsprecher. THAT goes in soon as no one's looking... [22:46] Tyler, can I get a bite? I am sorta hungry. [22:46] * Tyler continues singing to herself. "Just put me in a wheelchair, put me on a plane...." Well, at that volume, it's more for the front half of the plane... [22:46] * Akinyi watches Zieg like a hawk. [22:46] The penguin watches Zieg like a... penguin. [22:46] Alright, at an altitude of about... 700 meters you can engage the main engine... [22:47] * Tyler is carefully watching the gauges, despite her apparent focus on headbanging to the music in her head. [22:47] * Akinyi smiles at the penguin. "You go ahead and peck him if he tries anything." [22:47] It nodnods. "Wak!" [22:47] * Tyler adjusts the engines and thrusters at the appropriate altitudes, and, at 700, finally lets the main engine kick in. [22:48] And you're off! [22:48] * Ziegfried hides the Lautsprecher CD in his pocket... [22:48] (Let me know when's a good time to end it.) [22:48] * Jose needs food. [22:48] * Jose eyes the cookie. [22:48] * Tyler gets a gleam in her eye as the plane starts to pick up speed. A dangerous gleam. [22:48] Faster, Tyler. [22:48] * Jose sinks into his seat alittle. [22:48] Alright, now don't forget to disengage the vert's when we reach 200kmph... [22:48] Push the limit. [22:49] Where are we going first? [22:49] MacDonalds? [22:49] Hrmm... from the look of the compass (Where is it pointing?). [22:49] * Tyler does as told, letting out a "WHOOOOOOOOOOO!" (or something to that effect) as the speed picks up. She flips off the verts at 204 kmph, right as ordered. Well, almost. [22:49] * Eui-Tae wishes he brought his laptop. [22:50] (Let's get a destination.) [22:50] Where are we going Tyler? [22:50] The plane goes! It's not as fast as what you're used to when doing air travel, but who cares? [22:50] (Hey, it's faster than anything Tyler's ever piloted. She's happy!) [22:50] I dunno. Who wants to go somewhere first? [22:51] (Aww, Tyler. Talking to the hallucinations? ^_~) [22:51] It be nice to go to my place first, but anyone else needs priority? [22:51] * Tyler continues bopping along to her internal soundtrack, enjoying this ride before she leaves these freaks behind. [22:51] "Wak!" the penguin puts in. [22:51] * Ziegfried directs the penguin's attention elsewhere... and slips the CD in, leaving the power off... [22:51] I can soupe this baby up if we get to my place first... [22:51] But I think Tyler needs pants... [22:51] (Now she's not positive they're not imaginary. She just knows she's not going anywhere near Hope Island once she gets safely back to San Fran. ^_-) [22:51] Yeah. [22:51] (Suuuuure she isn't. ^_~) [22:52] (irony. Winamp: Lautsprecher - Omnibus) [22:52] (Bwahahaha!) [22:52] You don't want to be looking at my lack of pants, boys. [22:52] (Hehe) [22:52] (Yeeeep.) [22:52] * Jose rolls eyes. [22:52] * Akinyi glances at Tyler's attire and shrugs. "Perfectly ordinary if you're swimming a lot." [22:53] Ja, und zees to getting off zat damn island! [22:53] His CD of choice blares over the speakers. [22:53] Dah! [22:53] * Tyler cringes, then one of her eyes twitches. [22:53] SHUT THAT FUCKIN' THING OFF! (Korean) [22:53] The penguin moves faster than you've ever... uh... seen a penguin move, and is hopping up and down on Ziggy's lap. "Wak wak wak wak wak!" [22:54] * Akinyi grits her teeth. [22:54] * Ziegfried prepares to hold off the hoard of people reaching for the CD player... [22:54] * Tyler starts singing "I fought the law and *I* won!" at the top of her lungs. [22:54] * Akinyi just reaches for Zieg and hauls him away from the offending device. [22:54] * Eui-Tae looks at the breaker-switch in the glove compartment... [22:54] The penguin tumbles off of Zieg. @_@ [22:54] * Ziegfried doesn't think that is going to happen... [22:54] * Jose heads for Zig at full speed! [22:54] (Battle ClasH!) [22:54] (Do we make an opposed grapple check or something?) [22:54] (If you *really* want to... :P) [22:55] Move it bub! [22:55] (What seat is this going on in? [22:55] (Back left corner, buahaha) [22:55] Tyler's singing mixes with the music from the speakers, and all chaos breaks loose. Yup. [22:55] (sure) [22:56] * Eui-Tae looks at the manual for which breaker powers the sound system. [22:56] Hey Spanky! Help me take this guy out. [22:56] Wait... better yet. [22:56] (with the music) Ich fa bus! [22:56] Hey Zig, remember Mr. Flamethrower? [22:56] (how do we do that, Ard?) [22:57] * Jose sneers. [22:57] (How do you do what?) [22:57] * Tyler pushes the engines and starts yelling out, "Put another dime in the jukebox, baby!" [22:57] DON'T use your rings in a highly volotile aircraft... [22:57] (I don't want to bother with grapple checks, just roleplay it. ;P) [22:57] (Aura of Command?) [22:57] (Opposed grapple check. Is it body rolls or what?) [22:57] * Ziegfried can't hear Sr fireballs over Omnibus [22:57] (It'd be Unarmed Attack (wrestling).) [22:57] (Do I find which switch controls the sound system? [22:57] ) [22:57] * Akinyi plants her foot in the back of Zeig's knee, pushes forward while hauling him back. [22:58] (Oh, sure. You read the manual. :P In fact...) [22:58] (Oh... nevermind then.) [22:58] * Tyler plugs her ears with both hands and steers with her knee. o/~ I love rock and roll! o/~ [22:58] * Ziegfried plants his hand on Akin's forehead, and holds her back. Nyaaah! [22:58] The plane wobbles. [22:58] * Eui-Tae hits a unidentified switch. [22:58] And... the music shuts off. [22:58] Tyler! [22:58] (I was behind you, Zieg. Unless you've got arms on both sides of yoru body) [22:58] Hands on the wheel! [22:58] * Tyler sighs happily and grabs the column again. [22:58] Alright guys... Quit it with the fighting, okay?! [22:59] Fine. [22:59] (How, I'm in the BACK left seat...) [22:59] * Eui-Tae rubs his temple... [22:59] (I'm in the back right) [22:59] Did you find that circuit breaker yet? [22:59] (and you were covering the CD Player) [22:59] Heh, don't worry about it Jose. [22:59] (So you're on my side, not my back, lol [22:59] * Akinyi hefts her bat. [22:59] Don't make me use this. [22:59] Whoah! [22:59] Alright... Let's get to wherever that bridge is... [23:00] The gold one... [23:00] Ja, dant make me pull out zee knakles.... [23:00] (Like a BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATERS!) [23:00] (Oi ve...) [23:00] * Jose stands up in his seat and tries to convince everyone to stop fighting! [23:00] (You asked for that one.) [23:00] * Akinyi has a smile a mile wide. [23:00] Guys! [23:00] * Tyler grins. Yes. Let her jump off at home and the freaks can sort themselves out. [23:00] The penguin rights itself and hops into the unoccupied seat. [23:00] San Francisco it is! [23:01] And you head off to San Francisco. Session end. ^^